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Post Number:#1  PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011 01:39 
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I am impatiently waiting for the arrival of Natasha as she'll drop in again for a few week visit, but as I scan around the home I realize that it's perfectly clean for me, but for an FSUW it's in needs of a good scrub down. This is one thing I have always noticed when visiting FSU homes, any public areas are on that side of nasty with a very low level of maintenance, but once inside the apartment door, you are treated to a spotless environment.

So for any newbie reading this, how do will you know if your house was not clean enough for your FSUW, well if you find her cleaning it then you'll have your answer. [embarrased.gif]


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I am extremely confident that my definition of spotless environment will match her definition of spotless environment. [hi.gif]

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Post Number:#3  PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011 14:04 
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Vinnvinny wrote:
I am extremely confident that my definition of spotless environment will match her definition of spotless environment. [hi.gif]


In comparison, my definition will contain plenty of spots, that makes it easy to know what to clean. [biggrin.gif]


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Post Number:#4  PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011 16:24 
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Vinnvinny wrote:
I am extremely confident that my definition of spotless environment will match her definition of spotless environment. [hi.gif]


My definition of a spotless environment, meant Lena re-doing the whole house during of 2 days before she could enjoy her "vacation" in the netherlands first time.

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Post Number:#5  PostPosted: 05 Mar 2011 09:53 
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And I will not mention my house visited at Christmas...2007 by Hanna.......

The old hands know...... [biggrin.gif]

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... I guess I'm just cleaner than most single guys then. [hi.gif]

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Sorry guys but those that do not have the experience have a lesson to learn.

Just to explain, the first time my fiancée arrived for a visit she went through my house like a tornado.
I did tell her that her visa states No work allowed and that I will report her to the police, her answer was "Then when the police arrive I will tell them that I am being made to work for food"

The moral of this story is you may think that your house is perfectly clean and tidy but you will be wrong, not only will you be wrong you will be so wrong it is unbelievable.

No matter how hard you try in the endeavour of getting your house clean enough you are doomed to fail. I am almost tempted to recommend that you make sure that your house resembles a pig-sty before you woman arrives and that is because she then will have more to get stuck into and she will be happier (please note: I am almost tempted to recommend)

At least that is my experience.

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Sorry guys but those that do not have the experience have a lesson to learn.


I'm sorry but I'm not buying into any of this twaddle about FSU ladies being super house proud and clean over and above any other race. If your woman comes over and starts to clean your house its because it was dirty, end of story.

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Post Number:#9  PostPosted: 07 Mar 2011 07:15 
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Rasboinik wrote:
Sorry guys but those that do not have the experience have a lesson to learn.


I'm sorry but I'm not buying into any of this twaddle about FSU ladies being super house proud and clean over and above any other race. If your woman comes over and starts to clean your house its because it was dirty, end of story.

Your call,

I was just sharing my experience.

I see no point in expanding further.

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Post Number:#10  PostPosted: 07 Mar 2011 12:45 
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I see no point in expanding further.


But I think we should. [thumbs.gif]

I believe that this 'FSU women are so clean and house proud' notion is just one of the many myths associated with this genre. I have met ones who are and ones who aren't and I'm sure we would find that to be the case with any female from any race.

It fits into the same folder as:

'FSU women walk so fast'

'FSU women let you know when they like you'

'FSU like to save you money'

I could go on ............

Generally speaking they are prettier, slimmer, dress more feminine and sexy and they don't speak such good English as girls at home. The difference if 'race' ends there (or there about).

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