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Post Number:#1  PostPosted: 16 Sep 2011 03:30 
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1# A Russian wife goes to police station.

Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet.

Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?

2# My Russian Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a compliment?

Funny English Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

3# Russian Blonde Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Annoyed English Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!

" The moral of this little joke is " you can`t have your cake and eat it " < how true this is as one needs to humor ones Russian Missus !! [whiteflag.gif]

P.S Please do have a look at my Wife`s beautiful 32 y/o Daughter "Victoria" who lives in LA California and she is officially my beautiful Stepdaughter so, why on Gods green earth why I should leave my wife ? erm ! sensible answers please ?
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Victoria 32 years old, my Stepdaughter!


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 Post subject: Re: Russian Jokes, Funny sms
Post Number:#2  PostPosted: 16 Sep 2011 08:55 
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Alistair wrote:
P.S Please do have a look at my Wife`s beautiful 32 y/o Daughter "Victoria" who lives in LA California and she is officially my beautiful Stepdaughter so, why on Gods green earth why I should leave my wife ? erm ! sensible answers please ?
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Victoria 32 years old, my Stepdaughter!

Very beautiful Step Daughter old boy BUT what about a photo of your wife?

Or do you mean the apple fell under the tree and that is why you are [confused1.gif] ?

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